Ohhh, so you’re a bad guy!
…Bad guys are baddies! -Puts on a scowl, trying to look fierce- No wonder Santa didn’t wanna work with you!
That I am.
I didn’t want to… Nevermind. Yes, I’m a bad fellow.
‘M not s’pose to talk to bad guys… -Clamps a hand over her mouth-
Whatsa Ro…rogue?
Do ya have an ice cream truck then?
We’re a group of, well, thieves of sorts. Most call us villains.
…no.
Ohhh, so you’re a bad guy!
…Bad guys are baddies! -Puts on a scowl, trying to look fierce- No wonder Santa didn’t wanna work with you!
frigidandsharp started following you
Hiya! Do you work for Santa?
…Santa?
No. Not at all. I’m a Rogue of the Twin Cities.
The name’s Captain Cold.
Whatsa Ro…rogue?
Do ya have an ice cream truck then?
Hiya! Do you work for Santa?
pricklybabybird replied to your post: happy birthday baby girl oh you so so so pretty wont you come with me and ill give you lots of presents
It’s your birthday?
Erm, I don’t know… I guess not ‘cause Daddy would get me a cake if it’s my birthday.
We didn’t go shopping either so there isn’t any presents. We can’t take candy or presents from strangers anyways.
Oh yeah, daddy says that too…
Hey! When’s your birthday, Damian?
My…birthday?
I don’t think I have one because I don’t remember getting cake or presents. I can ask Daddy if he knows.
That’s silly! -Giggles- Everyone has a birthday. ‘Cause if you don’t, then you can’t be born, see?
pricklybabybird replied to your post: happy birthday baby girl oh you so so so pretty wont you come with me and ill give you lots of presents
It’s your birthday?
Erm, I don’t know… I guess not ‘cause Daddy would get me a cake if it’s my birthday.
We didn’t go shopping either so there isn’t any presents. We can’t take candy or presents from strangers anyways.
Oh yeah, daddy says that too…
Hey! When’s your birthday, Damian?
It’s your birthday?
Erm, I don’t know… I guess not ‘cause Daddy would get me a cake if it’s my birthday.
Princess. Stay away from the gray face.
Oh. Is he a bad guy?
It’s my birthday…?
Hey Daddy, is it my birthday?
I’m glad you both are good kids, makes me and Roy very happy. -kisses both of their cheeks- now both of you get ready for bed.
Twenty-seventeen? Then I guess I won’t be fat since I only ever reach five before Daddy or Pennyworth snatches the plate from me. -Turns to send Dick a somewhat sad but still glowering glare before shyly extending a small hand to Lian.- I like to draw cats too but mostly robins and bats. We can draw together but it’s late now so we should go to your daddy and ask him for a story.
-Takes his hand and shakes it excitedly, like the way she sees grown ups do- Oh, oh, can we all have like one big sleepover? -Looks to Dick hopefully- And I want Daddy to tell the story where the princess kicks the monster’s butt and saves the prince!
Sure the more the merrier -chuckles- you’re making Roy have a hard time to come up with a story with so many different things going on…brush you teeth and put your PJs so we can all hear Roy’s stories -goes to his bedroom to get changed-
I already brushed my teeth so I’m going to go changed now. I’ll be first in bed! -He scampers off to run back to the dresser, taking off his current clothes as he runs. The comfiest pillow was going to be his.-
Ohhh, I gotta change into my jammies then. -Runs off to her own bedroom, where she changes into her blue pajamas (but gets the buttons all wrong) and then heads over to their shared bedroom-
I’m glad you both are good kids, makes me and Roy very happy. -kisses both of their cheeks- now both of you get ready for bed.
Twenty-seventeen? Then I guess I won’t be fat since I only ever reach five before Daddy or Pennyworth snatches the plate from me. -Turns to send Dick a somewhat sad but still glowering glare before shyly extending a small hand to Lian.- I like to draw cats too but mostly robins and bats. We can draw together but it’s late now so we should go to your daddy and ask him for a story.
-Takes his hand and shakes it excitedly, like the way she sees grown ups do- Oh, oh, can we all have like one big sleepover? -Looks to Dick hopefully- And I want Daddy to tell the story where the princess kicks the monster’s butt and saves the prince!
A cabbage patch? -blinks- uh…yeah…so I trust you’ll be nice to one another? You’ll be seeing a lot of each other since Roy and I are together…
-Studies her for a moment before tilting his head.- Mmhm. Nice to meet you. Dick is my Daddy but he can be yours too if you want him to. And I’m not bigger yet. I think I’m still small because I had to stay in the hospital and eat bad food.
…You came from a cabbage patch? But old ladies on television said we came from storks.
Mmmkay, Uncle Dick. We can play and color and eat cookies together!
Uncle Dick can be my daddy too? -Glances at Dick with a puzzled look- Oh, Imma gonna be big too! And Mia says we come from cabbage patches. The bird story is what grown ups say ‘cause they want us to eat our veggies.
Good girl! and Yes princess if you want…you can call me something similar to daddy…but you already call Roy daddy…so I can be dad or papa if you want -pats her head smiling- You’ll both be big someday…
We’ll be bigger than you. -Rolls his eyes before blinking.- You like cookies? The other kids I met said cookies only make you fat and they don’t like coloring either. They must be bored all the time.
Ermmm, Dad I guess. So no more Uncle Dick then… -nods-
Cookies only make you fat if you eat a lot! Like…uh… -Holds up all ten fingers- Twenty-seventeen! And coloring’s awesome! I like drawing penguins and Daddy and cats and Batman and Sooperman.
Ah. Sweetie. That’s so cute.
I think I’m getting better! -nods proudly-
You’re gonna become a little Picasso.
Who’s that, Daddy? Is he a superhero too?
Well…He’s not a hero in the kind of fighting..but he did start a movement for art.
So he draws prettily? -Smiles- Okay! Imma gonna be a little Pi…Picass…Picasso! And a little arrow girl too!
A cabbage patch? -blinks- uh…yeah…so I trust you’ll be nice to one another? You’ll be seeing a lot of each other since Roy and I are together…
-Studies her for a moment before tilting his head.- Mmhm. Nice to meet you. Dick is my Daddy but he can be yours too if you want him to. And I’m not bigger yet. I think I’m still small because I had to stay in the hospital and eat bad food.
…You came from a cabbage patch? But old ladies on television said we came from storks.
Mmmkay, Uncle Dick. We can play and color and eat cookies together!
Uncle Dick can be my daddy too? -Glances at Dick with a puzzled look- Oh, Imma gonna be big too! And Mia says we come from cabbage patches. The bird story is what grown ups say ‘cause they want us to eat our veggies.
Ah. Sweetie. That’s so cute.
I think I’m getting better! -nods proudly-
You’re gonna become a little Picasso.
Who’s that, Daddy? Is he a superhero too?
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Baby girl that’s adorable -takes it and puts it on the refrigerator- looks so good don’t you think? -kneels in front of her- Lian I want you to meet someone, can I introduce you to my son?
Uh huh! -nods-
Uncle Dick has a son? -Tilts head curiously-
I do…he’s 2 years older than you. But be nice to him okay?
Damian…can you come here for a second please?
-waits-
Damian this is Lian…Lian this is Damian. I’m hoping you’ll be nice to each other -smiles-
I’m still brushing my teeth. -But he comes toward them anyways, eying the smaller child curiously. -
…Hello. Are you Roy’s daughter?
-Nods with a smile- Uh huh. Roy is my Daddy! -Looks at him up and down- You’re older but you’re not much bigger than me.
Hey Uncle Dick, did you find Damian in a cabbage patch too?
Baby girl that’s adorable -takes it and puts it on the refrigerator- looks so good don’t you think? -kneels in front of her- Lian I want you to meet someone, can I introduce you to my son?
Uh huh! -nods-
Uncle Dick has a son? -Tilts head curiously-
Ah. Sweetie. That’s so cute.
I think I’m getting better! -nods proudly-
Daddy and Uncle Dick!
Ah sweety it’s adorable! -hugs- thank you…can I keep it? Maybe put it on my fridge?
-Nods excitedly- Uh huh! It’s for you, Uncle Dick! But you gotta be careful, ‘cause people will know you’re a hero if they see this, okay?
Don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret baby girl, promise.
Okay. -Grins, patting his cheek-
Ah sweety it’s adorable! -hugs- thank you…can I keep it? Maybe put it on my fridge?
-Nods excitedly- Uh huh! It’s for you, Uncle Dick! But you gotta be careful, ‘cause people will know you’re a hero if they see this, okay?
tiniestarrow replied to your post: Hiya Uncle Dick! Don’t worry about Daddy, he’s just a big meaniehead! I think he’s getting you ice cream like I told him. -smiles-
Huh…? I don get it. Daddy said he stole your ice cream and that’s why you and him had a dis… disagre… Erm, that’s why you two were fighting.
Oh that’s what Daddy said huh? Well don’t worry about it sweetie pie, nothing’s wrong.
Mmmkay, if you say so…
Oh! I drew something for you yesterday!
You did?! Let me see!
Yup! Ta-daaaa! -holds up drawing-
tiniestarrow replied to your post: Hiya Uncle Dick! Don’t worry about Daddy, he’s just a big meaniehead! I think he’s getting you ice cream like I told him. -smiles-
Huh…? I don get it. Daddy said he stole your ice cream and that’s why you and him had a dis… disagre… Erm, that’s why you two were fighting.
Oh that’s what Daddy said huh? Well don’t worry about it sweetie pie, nothing’s wrong.
Mmmkay, if you say so…
Oh! I drew something for you yesterday!
Mmkay! You should go get something for Uncle Dick to say sorry. Like, erm, more ice cream!
Yeah..I’ll go grab some for him..Now..about that cookie incident. I’ll let it slide for today.
Hehe…Erm…Imma go cheer up Uncle Dick now! -runs off-
Are Daddy and Uncle Dick fighting?
It’s okay Kiddo…We’re just having a disagreement.
Erm…is it my fault? I’m sorry I ate all the cookies in the jar! -bites lip-
No. You aren’t at fault here…Daddy just stole and ate Dick’s ice cream..”Holds up the box of ice cream.”
Oh. -Makes a face- And you’re always telling me to share. Pfft. That’s not nice, Daddy.
Yeah…I know kiddo. “Ruffles her hair.” You wanna go make Uncle Dick feel better..Dads gonna go outside.
Mmkay! You should go get something for Uncle Dick to say sorry. Like, erm, more ice cream!
Are Daddy and Uncle Dick fighting?
It’s okay Kiddo…We’re just having a disagreement.
Erm…is it my fault? I’m sorry I ate all the cookies in the jar! -bites lip-
No. You aren’t at fault here…Daddy just stole and ate Dick’s ice cream..”Holds up the box of ice cream.”
Oh. -Makes a face- And you’re always telling me to share. Pfft. That’s not nice, Daddy.
Are Daddy and Uncle Dick fighting?
It’s okay Kiddo…We’re just having a disagreement.
Erm…is it my fault? I’m sorry I ate all the cookies in the jar! -bites lip-
Are Daddy and Uncle Dick fighting?
Miss you too Uncle Dick. We should make cookies for Daddy! Arrow shape ones!
-Awkwardly shifts to hold up her elbow- Mwah mwah, Daddy!
Mwauh~ Mwuah~ Now eat your cereal kiddo. “Pours the milk in the bowl.”
Mmkay! -takes a spoonful of cereal into her mouth- Mmmf, wook Daddy. Imma piwanha! -chews widely-
think your dad would be mad if i stole you for a day?
Stealing’s bad! -wags her little finger at him- Maybe you can ask Daddy if you can borrow me.
Comin— ooof! -trips over her feet before getting back up, wincing slightly as she heads over to Roy- Owie.
”!? Lian. Are you alright? “Lets go of the bowl to move over to pick her up in his arms. ” Did you get a boo boo?”
My knee hurts… -swallows back a sob- But I’m tough! Like you and Aunty Dinah!
“Kisses her forehead.” My strong kiddo. Don’t worry about it though. You’re still as strong, just right now, you better tell me if you’ve got a boo boo so I can kiss that better.”
Ermmm, my elbow too I guess…
Hold up your arm~ “Puckering lips, ready to kiss the boo boo.”
-Awkwardly shifts to hold up her elbow- Mwah mwah, Daddy!
Comin— ooof! -trips over her feet before getting back up, wincing slightly as she heads over to Roy- Owie.
”!? Lian. Are you alright? “Lets go of the bowl to move over to pick her up in his arms. ” Did you get a boo boo?”
My knee hurts… -swallows back a sob- But I’m tough! Like you and Aunty Dinah!
“Kisses her forehead.” My strong kiddo. Don’t worry about it though. You’re still as strong, just right now, you better tell me if you’ve got a boo boo so I can kiss that better.”
Ermmm, my elbow too I guess…
Comin— ooof! -trips over her feet before getting back up, wincing slightly as she heads over to Roy- Owie.
”!? Lian. Are you alright? “Lets go of the bowl to move over to pick her up in his arms. ” Did you get a boo boo?”
My knee hurts… -swallows back a sob- But I’m tough! Like you and Aunty Dinah!
What would you like kiddo? I can get up at least for you.
Ermmmm, cereal! Yeah! I want cereal!
Captain crunch? Or how about Tony the Tiger?
Captain Crunch! Arggggh!
“Laughs, getting out of bed to grab the box from the cupboard.” Do me a favor sweetie, get the milk from the fridge.
Aye aye, Captain! -gives a salute before running over to the fridge, popping open the door to retrieve the carton of milk-
“Brings out a bowl to pour the cereal in.” Hurry up kiddo, before the captain sails away.” Teasingly drawing the bowl back.”
Comin— ooof! -trips over her feet before getting back up, wincing slightly as she heads over to Roy- Owie.
What would you like kiddo? I can get up at least for you.
Ermmmm, cereal! Yeah! I want cereal!
Captain crunch? Or how about Tony the Tiger?
Captain Crunch! Arggggh!
“Laughs, getting out of bed to grab the box from the cupboard.” Do me a favor sweetie, get the milk from the fridge.
Aye aye, Captain! -gives a salute before running over to the fridge, popping open the door to retrieve the carton of milk-
What would you like kiddo? I can get up at least for you.
Ermmmm, cereal! Yeah! I want cereal!
Captain crunch? Or how about Tony the Tiger?
Captain Crunch! Arggggh!
What would you like kiddo? I can get up at least for you.
Ermmmm, cereal! Yeah! I want cereal!
Ice cream!! -takes his hand with a grin- We ran out of ice cream at home. Let’s go Uncle Dick!
Ice cream it is! /he grabbed her by the waist and put her upside down playfully/ should be travel this way?
-Giggles- I like it better up. -squirms as she tries to climb onto his shoulders-
/laughs/ alright then, piggy back ride it is.
Yeah!! -clambers onto his shoulders, pulling on his ears lightly- Go, Uncle Dick!
Ice cream!! -takes his hand with a grin- We ran out of ice cream at home. Let’s go Uncle Dick!
Ice cream it is! /he grabbed her by the waist and put her upside down playfully/ should be travel this way?
-Giggles- I like it better up. -squirms as she tries to climb onto his shoulders-
